Does anyone know why the library doors won’t open?

m-ckinnon:

Why not? It has been very entertaining in the past. Watching intellectuals having mental breakdowns is much more entertaining than most.

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I’m going to completely ignore your apparent sociopathic tendencies and just tell you that I really don’t get along with the substitute librarians well.

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Does anyone know why the library doors won’t open?

m-ckinnon:

Maybe the librarian is having another one of her infamous breakdowns. 

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I wouldn’t rule it out, but I wouldn’t look so happy about it either.

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Does anyone know why the library doors won’t open?

m-ckinnon:

Try harder.

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Thanks for the tip. I would have never thought to do that on my own.

I think it’s been magically sealed from the inside. There’s not much you can do about it.


Does anyone know why the library doors won’t open?


is anyone here though I need to be saved from doing pointless stuff


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hi idek what i’m doing with my life


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Has anyone seen, well, half of the Gryffindor quidditch team?

timothy-miller:

I take it that happens regularly then? Just an educated guess, you know, with these asshats around here. Nice to know that I haven’t provoked your frustration yet because I’m pretty sure I’ve done so with about fifty percent of the school by this point. Oh Merlin, no parties for me. Nothing good ever comes out of me partying. Ever.

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…I’m sorry, “asshat”? What does that even mean?

Half of the school? Really? I thought you were fairly popular with our peers.


Has anyone seen, well, half of the Gryffindor quidditch team?

timothy-miller:

Woah, backhanded compliments much? Did I just catch you on a good night or do my good looks and winning personality provoke some kind of weird mood from you or something? On the other hand, the ‘best of the riff-raff’ doesn’t sound like too bad of a title. I can dig it.

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You’ve caught me on a night when my frustration hasn’t been provoked by human stupidity. If you didn’t have a title to protect and I actually drank, we may even be having a party right now instead of a conversation.


Has anyone seen, well, half of the Gryffindor quidditch team?

timothy-miller:

It never gets old hearing that. Shiny badge, yeah. My face? That’s a whole other thing. They gave me that badge but I was born with these good looks. You should have seen me when they told me I was Head Boy. I laughed for a week straight. Hell, I’m still laughing.

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If thinking you’ve had those good looks all along helps you sleep better at night, I won’t tell you otherwise for the sake of your completely unnecessary beauty sleep. It’s really not too funny that you were nominated, considering Freddie was a Prefect last year. Hogwarts is running a little low on model students, obviously, so they’ve had to start weeding out the best of the riff-raff.

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Has anyone seen, well, half of the Gryffindor quidditch team?

timothy-miller:

It must be nice to be a genius. You’re lucky if I can get an O in two classes, let alone all of ‘em. Somehow it’s still an improvement over my fifth year - we don’t talk about that. It was rough.

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You’re the Head Boy now, nobody cares about your grades. They just want to stare at your shiny badge and your face.