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Ever heard of Slytherins? And Potters for that matter?
…Oh yeahh
Well James is flakier than flakiest of all flakes so he can shut the fuck up, thank you very much.
Is this a bad time to mention that you’re the one that ran off to another country and not him? Trust me, I’m not defending him, just wondering over here. Genuine curiosity and all.
Do I also come in a chocolate version…what’s wrong with you, Thomas? You’re acting strange.
If you want. Strange? Me? Never, love.
Ugh, don’t call me that ever, please. Seriously, though, what’s with the peculiar attitude that makes me want to slap you more than usual?
And I’m over and done with Austin. Whoever said the Weasleys were flakes?
Exactly.
…
Did somebody say we were flaky?
Ever heard of Slytherins? And Potters for that matter?
Maybe that was harsh, but it didn’t come out wrong.
Hmm.
Whatever, I’m over and done with that.
And I’m over and done with Austin. Whoever said the Weasleys were flakes?
Who missed me?
Evening to you, too.
Well if it isn’t the lovely Ms. Weasley in the flesh.
Do I also come in a chocolate version…what’s wrong with you, Thomas? You’re acting strange.
Oh, I don’t know Freddie, maybe when you were off in Lala land -for weeks on end- looking for Clara or something.
That- never happened…
Maybe that was harsh, but it didn’t come out wrong.
Who missed me?
Evening to you, too.
You are so out of the loop, Freddie. Austin and I broke up, he broke up with me, he wanted, maybe still wants me back, but I’m not going back to him, so he can go do something inadvisable for all I care. Anything else?
WHEN THE FUCK WAS THIS?!
Oh, I don’t know Freddie, maybe when you were off in Lala land -for weeks on end- looking for Clara or something.
